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The Tim Dillon Show

Tim Dillon is a comedian and tour guide. He’s very excited to give you a tour of the end of the world. Each week from a porch in Los Angeles he shares apocalyptic visions with his friends and berates a local diner.

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Episode May 16, 2026 · 1:06:44

496 - USA vs. China, Spencer Pratt, & A Heist

Tim discusses a legal issue that arose from his Netflix Is A Joke show, his last minute trip to London, Spencer Pratt's increasingly ridiculous run for LA Mayor, & Trump's visit to China and why America needs to stop acting like the cool kid in school. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast! Live Dates 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Helix Go To https://helixsleep.com/timd For 27% OFF Sitewide Memorial Day Sale! (Exclusive to listeners of the show) Ethos Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/TIM Application times may vary. Rates may vary. Nutrafol Find Out Why Nutrafol Is The Best-Selling Hair Growth Supplement Brand At https://nutrafol.com & Enter The Code “TIM” to get $10 OFF your first month’s subscription and FREE shipping! Pestie Keep The Bugs AWAY With Pestie! Go to https://pestie.com/TIM for 10% off your order. Dose Go To https://dosedaily.co/TIM for 35% OFF Your First Month Subscription! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/timjdillon/ X: https://twitter.com/TimJDillon FB: https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@timd Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8 Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack

Episode May 9, 2026 · 1:15:25

495 - Hantavirus Cruise & iPad Babies

Tim discusses his Netflix Is A Joke show, the end of Mark Zuckerberg's Meta, how the platform ruined Boomer's lives, babies addicted to iPads, & the global fear of a Hantavirus outbreak from a cruise ship. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast! Live Dates 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Mint Mobile Go To https://mintmobile.com/TIMDILLON To Get 3 Months Of Premium Wireless for $15 bucks a month! Aura Frames Exclusive $25-off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/TIM. Promo Code TIM Morgan & Morgan Got to https://forthepeople.com/TIM Or Dial “POUND LAW” Their Fee is FREE Unless they Win! Stash Go To https://stash.com/mood To Check Today’s Market Mood - It’s FREE And Takes Just 2 Minutes! Neuro Gum Go to https://neurogum.com & Use Code “TIM” For 20% OFF Your First Order! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/timjdillon/ X: https://twitter.com/TimJDillon FB: https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@timd Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8 Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack

Episode May 3, 2026 · 1:08:12

494 - Alien Invasion & Trapped Trump

Tim discusses the sudden push by the US government to release UFO files, Trump being stuck in the Iran conflict with no easy way out, the assassination attempt at the White House correspondents dinner, and Erika Kirk’s unique style of grieving. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast! Live Dates 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: UpWork Visit https://upwork.com/TIM right now and post your first job free! Ultra Pouches Go To https://takeultra.com & Use Code “TIMDILLON” For 15% OFF Your Order Hims ED Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED at https://hims.com/TIM Ridge Wallet Go To https://ridge.com & Use Code “TIMDILLON” To Get 15% OFF! American Financing Go To https://americanfinancing.net/dillon Or Dial 866-886-5350 Start Today And You Could Even Delay 2 Mortgage Payments Disclaimer NMLS 182334, nmlsconsumeraccess.org. APR for rates in the 5s start at 6.196% for well qualified borrowers. Call 866-886-5350 for details about credit costs and terms. Or www.AmericanFinancing.net/Dillon ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/timjdillon/ X: https://twitter.com/TimJDillon FB: https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@timd Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8 Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack

Episode Apr 25, 2026 · 1:29:39

493 - The Palantir Manifesto & My Manifesto

Tim discusses the 'Palantir Manifesto' that CEO Alex Karp posted on X, reacts to Tucker Carlson apologizing for endorsing Donald Trump, describes how technology has ruined the last decade, and shares his own manifesto on what American culture means to him. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast! Live Dates 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon New "Friend Of The Show" Merch Out Now: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/collections/friend-of-the-show SPONSORS: Morgan & Morgan Got to https://forthepeople.com/TIM Or Dial “POUND LAW” Their Fee is FREE Unless they Win! Nutrafol Find Out Why Nutrafol Is The Best-Selling Hair Growth Supplement Brand At https://nutrafol.com & Enter The Code “TIM” to get $10 OFF your first month’s subscription and FREE shipping! Quince Go To https://quince.com/TIM For FREE Shipping On Your Order & 365 Day Returns! Ethos Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/TIM Application times may vary. Rates may vary. Hims ED Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED at https://hims.com/TIM ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/timjdillon/ X: https://twitter.com/TimJDillon FB: https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@timd Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8 Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack

Episode Apr 18, 2026 · 1:24:46

492 - Eric Swalwell, The Great Layoff, & We Endorse Katie Porter

Tim discusses how malls are a thing of the past, the emerging trend of companies laying off massive amounts of employees at once, politician Eric Swalwell resigning from congress after sex crimes allegations surfaced, and Katie Porter now having a chance at winning the California Governor race. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast! Live Dates 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Neuro Gum Go to https://neurogum.com & Use Code “TIM” For 20% OFF Your First Order! Hims ED Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED at https://hims.com/TIM Dose Go To https://dosedaily.co/TIM for 35% OFF Your First Month Subscription! Mint Mobile Go To https://mintmobile.com/TIMDILLON To Get 3 Months Of Premium Wireless for $15 bucks a month! Pestie Get bugs out of your house with Pestie. Go to https://pestie.com/TIM for 10% off your order. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/timjdillon/ X: https://twitter.com/TimJDillon FB: https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@timd Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8 Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack

Episode Apr 11, 2026 · 1:07:32

491 - Bombing Beirut, Back To Butler & Melania’s Mission

Tim revisits the Butler assassination attempt on Donald Trump, wonders why Israel bombed Lebanon 100 times in 10 minutes, paints an accurate picture of California's 'thriving' economy, watches Melania Trump make an impromptu announcement about Jeffrey Epstein, and learns about Anthropic's terrifying new AI model, 'Mythos'. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast! Live Dates 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Hims ED Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED at https://hims.com/TIM Morgan & Morgan Got to https://forthepeople.com/TIM Or Dial “POUND LAW” Their Fee is FREE Unless they Win! American Financing Go To https://americanfinancing.net/dillon Or Dial 866-886-5350 Start Today And You Could Even Delay 2 Mortgage Payments Disclaimer NMLS 182334, nmlsconsumeraccess.org. APR for rates in the 5s start at 6.196% for well qualified borrowers. Call 866-886-5350 for details about credit costs and terms. Or www.AmericanFinancing.net/Dillon Helix Go To https://helixsleep.com/timd For 20% OFF Sitewide Springs Savings Event Stash Go To https://stash.com/mood To Check Today’s Market Mood - It’s FREE And Takes Just 2 Minutes! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/timjdillon/ X: https://twitter.com/TimJDillon FB: https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@timd Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8 Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack

Episode Apr 4, 2026 · 1:00:16

490 - Bye Bye Bondi & Hello Mommy

Tim discusses the recent scandal involving Kristi Noem's husband and his big fake milkers. He also discusses Pam Bondi being fired, Kash Patel's hacked emails, how the Iran War is a critical mistake for the US, and why Donald Trump's 2nd term is the greatest con in history. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast! Live Dates 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Ethos Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/TIM Application times may vary. Rates may vary. American Financing Go To https://americanfinancing.net/dillon Or Dial 866-886-5350 Start Today And You Could Even Delay 2 Mortgage Payments Disclaimer NMLS 182334, nmlsconsumeraccess.org. APR for rates in the 5s start at 6.196% for well qualified borrowers. Call 866-886-5350 for details about credit costs and terms. Or www.AmericanFinancing.net/Dillon Hims ED Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED at https://hims.com/TIM ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/timjdillon/ X: https://twitter.com/TimJDillon FB: https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@timd Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8 Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack

Episode Mar 28, 2026 · 1:06:19

489 - Melania’s Humanoid, Missing Scientists, & A Podcast Scam

Tim discusses the LaGuardia airport crash, an interesting email that he thought was from Amy Poehler, Melania Trump unveiling the humanoid robot “Plato” at the White House, the current status of the Iran War, and the mysterious disappearances of several UFO scientists. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast! Live Dates 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Mint Mobile Go To https://mintmobile.com/TIM To Get Unlimited Premium Wireless for $15 bucks a month! Quince Go To https://quince.com/TIM For FREE Shipping On Your Order & 365 Day Returns! Morgan & Morgan Got to https://forthepeople.com/TIMDILLON Their Fee is FREE Unless they Win! Gusto Try Gusto Today at https://gusto.com/DILLON And Get 3 Months FREE when you run your first payroll! Ship Station Go To https://shipstation.com & Use Code “TIM” For A Free 60 Day Trial! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/timjdillon/ X: https://twitter.com/TimJDillon FB: https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@timd Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8 Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack

Episode Mar 21, 2026 · 52:43

488 - Bibi, Genghis Khan, & The Decency To Stay Home

Tim discusses the online rumor that Benjamin Netanyahu is no longer alive, watches Pete Hegseth try to explain the war in Iran, reads about a homeless man who fought a Waymo, tells Americans to stop traveling during the TSA shutdown, and listens to Donald Trump talk about taking Cuba. Live Dates: 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Aura Frames Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/TIM . Promo Code TIM Neuro Gum Go to https://neurogum.com & Use Code “TIM” For 20% OFF Your First Order! ARMRA Go To https://armra.com/TIM Or Enter “TIM” To Get 30% OFF Your First Subscription Order Dose Go To https://dosedaily.co/TIM for 35% OFF Your First Month Subscription! Hims ED Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED at https://hims.com/TIM ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/timjdillon/ X: https://twitter.com/TimJDillon FB: https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@timd Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8 Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack

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New · Free Episode May 23, 2026 · 1:06:59

497 - Thomas Massie, Kevin O'Leary, & The American Psyop

Tim discusses congressman Thomas Massie's loss to Ed Gallrein in the Kentucky primary, the most expensive in US history. He also discusses the coming food shortages as a result of the Iran War, Kevin O'Leary telling Gen Z to stop eating lunch, and college commencement speakers getting booed for championing AI. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast! Live Dates 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Morgan & Morgan Got to https://forthepeople.com/TIM Or Dial “POUND LAW” Their Fee is FREE Unless they Win! UpWork Visit https://upwork.com/TIM Right Now And Post Your Job For FREE Hims ED Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED at https://hims.com/TIM Quince Go To https://quince.com/TIM For FREE Shipping On Your Order & 365 Day Returns! ARMRA Go To https://armra.com/TIM Or Enter “TIM” To Get 30% OFF Your First Subscription Order ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/timjdillon/ X: https://twitter.com/TimJDillon FB: https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@timd Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8 Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack

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